i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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