please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Dignity is for republicans.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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