do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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