I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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