it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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