I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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