im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My penis needs a shock collar
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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