So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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