Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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