I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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