You're so nebulous sometimes
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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