so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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