kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
then he tried to convert me to islam
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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