i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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