Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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