Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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