and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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