I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
