Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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