We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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