whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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