after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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