I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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