Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We are all done wearing pants today
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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