can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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