return my video game
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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