Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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