We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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