How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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