are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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