Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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