My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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