This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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