check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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