i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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