omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
