I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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