we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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