google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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