I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
so much tequila, so little girl.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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