dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Randomize
