North Korea, Best Korea!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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