U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think i have two assholes
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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