Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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