do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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