But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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