Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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