question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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