Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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