yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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