I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
