Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
you are never too drunk for berry picking
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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