You're so nebulous sometimes
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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