Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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